SILLY ME
Little ____________ has a horse,
And the horse is brown.
Little ____________ rides the horse
All around the town.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a horse.
That’s a frog.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a frog,
And the frog is brown.
Little ____________ rides the frog
All around the town.
Wait a minute.
That frog is not brown.
That frog is green.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a frog,
And the frog is green.
Wait a minute.
You can’t ride a frog.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a frog,
And the frog is green,
And it is the prettiest frog
You have ever seen.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a frog.
That’s a mouse.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a mouse,
And the mouse is green.
Wait a minute.
And the mouse is gray.
And it is the sweetest mouse
I have seen today.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a mouse.
That’s a car.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a car
And drives it everywhere.
Wait a minute.
____________ doesn’t drive.
Oh. Are you sure?
Little ____________ has a car.
And the car is red.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a car.
That’s a bus.
Little ____________ has a bus,
And what a big surprise:
____________’s there in every seat.
I can’t believe my eyes.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a bus.
That’s a helicopter.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Blub blub Blub blub Blub blub Blub.
That’s a helicopter sound.
It has to make that noise, you see,
To stay above the ground.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a helicopter.
That’s a baby sister.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little _________’s baby sister
Plays with all the toys.
She plays all day and sleeps all night,
And never makes a noise.
Wait a minute.
Well, what now?
Little ____________ isn’t little.
Little ____________ is big.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
So how big is big ____________ ?
Big ____________ is sooooo big.
When the hands are way up high,
Big ____________ is sooooo big,
They can almost touch the sky.
Little ____________ has a horse,
And the horse is brown.
Little ____________ rides the horse
All around the town.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a horse.
That’s a frog.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a frog,
And the frog is brown.
Little ____________ rides the frog
All around the town.
Wait a minute.
That frog is not brown.
That frog is green.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a frog,
And the frog is green.
Wait a minute.
You can’t ride a frog.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a frog,
And the frog is green,
And it is the prettiest frog
You have ever seen.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a frog.
That’s a mouse.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a mouse,
And the mouse is green.
Wait a minute.
And the mouse is gray.
And it is the sweetest mouse
I have seen today.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a mouse.
That’s a car.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little ____________ has a car
And drives it everywhere.
Wait a minute.
____________ doesn’t drive.
Oh. Are you sure?
Little ____________ has a car.
And the car is red.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a car.
That’s a bus.
Little ____________ has a bus,
And what a big surprise:
____________’s there in every seat.
I can’t believe my eyes.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a bus.
That’s a helicopter.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Blub blub Blub blub Blub blub Blub.
That’s a helicopter sound.
It has to make that noise, you see,
To stay above the ground.
Wait a minute.
That’s not a helicopter.
That’s a baby sister.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
Little _________’s baby sister
Plays with all the toys.
She plays all day and sleeps all night,
And never makes a noise.
Wait a minute.
Well, what now?
Little ____________ isn’t little.
Little ____________ is big.
Oh. Right.
Silly me.
So how big is big ____________ ?
Big ____________ is sooooo big.
When the hands are way up high,
Big ____________ is sooooo big,
They can almost touch the sky.